Argus Hamilton’s Column

Charlie Sheen was paid twenty-five million dollars Monday to settle his firing from Two and a Half Men. He’ll also get paid a hundred and fifty million over … Read more

Washington D.C. had an earthquake Tuesday felt along the Eastern Seaboard just one day after a Colorado quake and a month after temblors in the Midwest. You can … Read more

The Miami Hurricanes went under NCAA probe Tuesday after a football booster said he gave players cash, jewelry, hookers and a yacht with a wet bar. It’s caught … Read more

Cathay Pacific pilots and flight attendants were shown in online photos having sex in the cockpit Tuesday, embarrassing China. The photos look a little tricked up. Sully Sullenberger … Read more

The Rise of the Planet of the Apes topped the movie box office Sunday with fifty-four million dollars in ticket sales. The plot is quite believable. In the … Read more

by Argus Hamilton San Diego State adopted an alcohol awareness program for Greek Row this fall to reduce drinking. It’s just in time. There’s a hot new drinking … Read more

Rupert Murdoch was attacked by a man wielding a cream pie as he testified in Parliament Tuesday. The breach prompted security changes. The TSA still allows Muslims to … Read more

by Argus Hamilton Casey Anthony’s lawyers revealed Tuesday she’s considering altering her appearance for her own protection when she gets out of jail in Orlando Sunday. They said … Read more

The NBA owners joined the NFL owners in locking out the players Monday, threatening the season. The nation’s most popular entertainments are imperiled. The basketball players are locked … Read more