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Republicans are offering yet another sob story about the super-rich suffering unbearably from excessive taxation. Excellent news, people: Republican officials are mounting an all-out political push for a … Read more
Source of MAGA support: RFK’s brain worm offers his explanation. In a recent secret interview with a leading neuroscientist, this reporter learned that she had uncovered an explanation … Read more
What are my chances of gaining admission into the “good place,” thus avoiding the Grim Reaper? A recent Pew Research Center poll revealed that nearly three quarters of … Read more
Remembering my Uncle, Benny Heller, making music with the 1940’s greats, the Kings of Swing! Uncle Ben was a Jazz Guitarist, first with the Benny Goodman Orchestra & … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a massive catapult to launch satellites into space, doesn’t need to be … Read more
As transcribed directly from the mouth of Donald J. Trump Wherein Donald Trump claims to have become a great humanitarian (“the greatest!”) like Mother Teresa. It might sound … Read more
After Pope Francis seemed to deny the existence of Hell on Earth, the author asked the Devil about it. A few years ago, Pope Francis stunned the ecclesiastical … Read more
STARS & STRIPES, whatever! Judge Alito gets all his romantic & domestic relationship cues from his wife’s hanging flags! No one really knows what goes on in a … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President of Russia Vladimir Putin and Chinese Party General Secretary Xi Jinping. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your … Read more
Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more
