McDonald’s: Low-Paid Workers, High-Flying Execs
CEO of McDonald’s is ‘lovin’ it,’ on his new jet, but his workers are subsisting on poverty-level wages Sometimes it pays just to go away. You could ask … Read more
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Lost Journal: Happy Thankslisting 2007 – Be Thankful for the Medium-sized Things
Journal entry: November 20, 2007 (age 38) – Be Thankful It’s the medium-sized things in life that we should be most grateful for. With Thanksgiving fast approaching, here is … Read more
2016 Elections: The Foggy Crystal Ball
Already predicting the 2016 Elections? Can’t we wait until the midterms are over? Winter Olympics? Thanksgiving? The heck is going on here, people? Did someone drop the flag … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Toronto Mayor, Obamacare & More!
In the news: Toronto Mayor, Obamacare & More! The Mars Curiosity rover was rebooted by NASA Monday after it had an unexpected glitch this past weekend. So far … Read more
Peeking Under the Big Top at This Year’s Three-Ring Election Circus
The 2013 election circus was at least entertaining Election days can be dizzying — like trying to absorb a three-ring circus with all three acts going at once. … Read more
Understanding the Big Bang
A growing body of evidence indicates that “Big Bang” is a funny choice of names We’ve now had almost a year to inspect the images that scientists finally … Read more
President Obama: Zero Hero
Barrack Obama has seen better days The perfect time to address disappointment is go to never and wait. Most of us would rather speak of inadvertent bowel movements … Read more
Can Wall Street Buy Redemption?
An attempt at ‘reputation redemption’ for Wall Street and Goldman Sachs Goldman Sachs churns out enormous profits from its high-rolling, casino investment schemes, while also churning out fat … Read more
Lost Journal: Toddler on a Sweetener Bender
Journal entry: August 7, 1971 (age 2) – Toddler on a Sweetener Bender I am two. I like sugar. These complementary facts have earned me a certain degree … Read more
Blown, Burnt and Compromised: Spy vs Spy
Face it, we all spy on each other — but the USA is No. 1! In here. Pssst. Don’t look. Okay. Sit down. Pretend you’re reading the International … Read more
