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Journal entry: September 18, 1999 (age 30) – Back Nine The family that golfs together…shops for knickers together? I don’t really know how to finish that sentence, because … Read more
All the speculation is about Hillary – again. It’s time to address the burning question singeing the lips of every American this summer: What will happen to Bryan … Read more
Rodeo clowns and “sensitivity training”: Talk about your joke setups! Missouri’s State Fair banned a rodeo clown for life who wore a Barack Obama mask while a bull … Read more
Corporate greed is also preempting democracy The failure of our corporate and political leaders to make sure every worker gets good health care is causing some unpleasant consequences … Read more
Journal entry: September 2, 2008 (age 39) – Slumber Techniques It’s 3:12 a.m., and I can’t sleep. So instead, I’m going to wax insomniac on ways to improve the … Read more
The tale of the little red hen’s business venture Once upon a time, there was a little red hen who lived on a farm past the woods. She … Read more
A-Rod: Trying to ‘enhance’ his chances of playing again The FDA discovered e-coli in ground beef that is distributed nationwide but it won’t hurt the restaurant business. The … Read more
Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez … Read more
An enlightened society wouldn’t burden graduates with student loans Well, finally! Hard-right congressional leaders and the Obama White House have agreed that interest rates on student loans should … Read more
Journal entry: April 13, 1982 (age 12) — Crank Calls James Bond shops at Radio Shack. That’s where I found the coolest gadget ever created. It’s a small … Read more
