At Last: Veterans Day Comes To TV
TV is about to begin an annual event of honoring our nation’s veterans and — with approximately 900 World War II veterans dying each day — it can’t … Read more
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Argus Has Fun with the News: Obama & More
In the news, New York Marathon officials announced that Sunday’s race will proceed as scheduled despite the hurricane damage. It’s the talk of the town. Everybody wonders if … Read more
Halloween Will Never Be the Same
Remember when we used to play with abandon on Halloween? Maybe it’s just the haze of nostalgia, but it seems that 40-plus years ago when I was trick-or-treating … Read more
Lost Journal: Kids’ Halloween Party is All About the Clothes – and the Rules
Journal entry: October 31, 1978 (age 9), Halloween Now that I’m nine-and-a-half, I’m ready for a real Halloween costume. Back when I was just a kid, Mom used … Read more
The Constitution of Uzupis: A Model for All Who Love Liberty…and Laughs
The following is the actual Constitution of Uzupis, a part of the City of Vilnius, Lithuania, which has declared independence from Vilnius, from Lithuania and apparently from the … Read more
Helping Republicans Find Real Voter Fraud in America
Wherein the ones pointing fingers are the ones with their other fingers on the voting levers Republican officials across the country are having a major problem with their … Read more
Lost Journal: At Halloween Costume Party, White Blanket is Wet Blanket
Journal entry: October 31, 1998 (age 29), Halloween The only thing worse than a costume party is a costume party where you don’t know anyone. When my friend … Read more
Debate II: Remojoed
Got to relish the sidesplitting spectacle of millions of Democrats wiping their collective brows after watching the second presidential debate through splayed fingers covering their eyes. MSNBC’s Chris … Read more
Uzupis: Where Humor Reigns Over Communists and Capitalists
Welcome to the People’s Republic of Uzupis,where humor rules In 1991 the people of Lithuania declared their independence from the Soviet Union. In 1997 the people of Uzupis, … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Nobel Peace Prize & More
In the news, the Nobel Committee awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to the European Union Friday in Stockholm. Americans did walk away with one of the big awards. … Read more
