Why Palin Would Have Been a Better VP Choice Than Dick Cheney
Ex-Minister of Vice, Dick Cheney, has come out (no, not out of the closet — don’t we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for … Read more
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Competing for the Olympic Vote
In Olympic Presidential Bloviating, competition is fierce Fresh off his trip abroad, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney accused President Obama of undermining America’s competitiveness in Olympic … Read more
A Wall Street Devil Gets Religion … and an Apt Epitaph
Hallelujah and Holy Smokes! Wall Street has had a “come to Jesus” moment — the biggest sinner on the Street has repented! He is Sandy Weill, the once-lionized … Read more
Something Really Lewd and Disgusting Is Going On In Our Woods
It’s everywhere, it’s lewd, and you can’t help but step right in it. What can we do about it? There is a great lewd and disgusting problem afoot … Read more
Ending American Politics As We Know It
How many presidential vacations are too many? Partisan bickering, name-calling and finger-pointing (also known as American politics) will always be with us, BUT… Perhaps by being proactive we … Read more
Fifty Shades of … OMG!
When I purchased my copy of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” the first book in the Fifty Shades trilogy, the cashier asked if I wanted a receipt. “Absolutely,“ I … Read more
Lost Journal: Quest for the Four-bounce Homer
Lost Journal entry: April 21, 1978 (age 9) To hit a home run in the St. Thomas Aquinas Elementary school parking lot, the ball has to hit or … Read more
The Presumptive Tax Dodger
Who knows why Mitt Romney doesn’t release his old tax records. Maybe he’s stubborn. Nobody likes being told what to do. Could be an incredibly simple explanation like … Read more
Protecting Political Insiders from Our First Amendment
Ah, it’s almost August — time for another quadrennial flowering of America’s glorious democratic process, otherwise known as the presidential nominating conventions! This grand testimonial of our citizens’ … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Charlie Sheen & More
The News, as interpreted by Argus Hamilton: Charlie Sheen announced Tuesday that he is interested in being a judge on American Idol. He knows plenty about the music … Read more
