Bert and Ernie: The Prenup
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Now that President Obama has endorsed gay marriage, it will soon become legal everywhere in America, including, of course, Sesame Street, which … Read more
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Lost Journal: ‘Ski Club’ is an Appropriately Violent Phrase
Journal entry: December 14, 1981 (age 12) The staff of the Greek Peak ski resort cringes when they see our Ski Club bus approaching. My middle school, St. … Read more
The Bain of His Electoral Existence
You might say it was a turbulent week for Mitt Romney. You could also say a light lemon sugar wash makes for ineffective mosquito repellent. He claims to … Read more
Coming Soon: A Shortage of Olympic Athletes?
Just as the Summer Olympics are poised to begin in London, we receive disturbing news about the health of American youth. A new Centers For Disease Control report … Read more
Let’s Consider the GOP’s Health Care Plan
It’s easy to deride ideas, but how about coming up with a real alternative health care plan? Here’s some useful advice from an old country saying: Never try … Read more
How To Know If Ducks Are Unhappy: My Google Analytics Adventure
Every writer needs a good website, so folks can discover your work, write you fan mail and maybe even offer you assignments. I’m a humor writer, and lucky … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Drew Brees & More
In the news: Mitt Romney addressed the NAACP Convention in Houston Wednesday. The sight of a rich Mormon Republican asking two thousand black Democrats for their support was … Read more
Being Attacked by a Horde of Flesh Hungry Zombies Is Not Fun
Hello folks. How are things going for you? That’s good. At the moment I am hold up in an abandoned farmhouse in the Midwest. I have it boarded … Read more
Lost Journal: Greater Binghamton Means Greater Neighbors
Journal entry: February 1, 2007 (age 37) Before returning to Binghamton in 2002, I lived in the Washington, D.C. area for 9 years. The bumper-to-bumper traffic, the mild … Read more
The Could Care Less Party
All show and no substance, but the GOP could care less All of America should drop to its knees and thank the GOP for attempting to provide us … Read more
