Needed: Super-Heroes for the Rest of Us
Just when you think the entertainment world has enough mutants, gods and playboy scientists, you realize there’s room —nay, a terrible demand — for MORE super-heroes. CBS News recently … Read more
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Who Needs Wall Street Giants?
JPMorgan Chase, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and the handful of other behemoths of Wall Street that dominate American banking — who needs them? After enduring years of … Read more
Lost Journal: Porking out at Park Diner is a Perk
Journal entry: June 15, 2006 (age 37) For the three and a half years I have lived at the bottom of Mill Street in Binghamton, proximity to the … Read more
Summer: Day One, 2012
Disregard the almanac. And the calendar. Forget whatever the meteorologist or the astrology charts or your next-door neighbor with the hair growing out of a mole shaped like … Read more
Tennessee Man Who Fathered 30 Children by 11 Different Women Asks Judge for a Break…And Gets It
Judge comes up with creative solution for man who fathered 30 children A 33 year old Knoxville, Tennessee man has asked a judge there to ‘give him a … Read more
Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Remee Dream Director’s Chair
You’re dreaming if you think I’m going to rush out and purchase a Remee (“the world’s first comfortable, affordable lucid dreaming mask”). The Remee (the brainchild of Brooklyn-based … Read more
Sex, Lies and Identity Theft
I just got an email from a British website telling me they couldn’t ship me the porn I’d ordered because they were unable to verify my credit card … Read more
Top Fifteen Ways Our Adult Children Disappoint Us
Our adult children, unfortunately, disappoint us in far too many ways. Here are the top fifteen: They live in the basement with no money, no aspirations and no … Read more
Snarling Banks
We’re sick and tired of being bullied and stomped on by the Powers That Be in Washington, and by gollies, we’re not going to take it anymore! Hooray! … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: GOP & More
Donna Summer died Friday, saddening Baby Boomers who danced at discos to her songs in the Seventies. What an era. Every night we’d wave our arms and sway … Read more
