Animals Have No Recourse to Sexual Intercourse
Human beings appear to be the only creatures that can have sex sheerly out of pleasure. The animals seem to do it mostly as a matter of course. … Read more
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What Would Steven Slater Do? (WWSSD?)
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Several summers ago, flight attendant Steven Slater cursed, grabbed a beer and slid down the evacuation chute of the JetBlue aircraft that … Read more
Making Chemical Giants Happy at Our Expense
Thanks to the blessings of nature and good farmers, you and I can enjoy such scrumptious delights as fresh corn-on-the-cob, popcorn and many other variations of this truly … Read more
Mother’s Day: No Ifs, Ands Or Buts
“Mom, I love you, BUT…” I wonder how many times a day that phrase (more ominous than heartwarming) is uttered in this great land. Certainly there is a … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Boehner & More
Vogue editors around the world signed a healthy-models pledge Friday not to work with male or female models that are underweight. This false ideal is a drain on … Read more
Cruising for the Love Vote
“Courting voters is a lot like dating.” — The Chicago Tribune The presumptive major party presidential nominees have posted the following profiles on Electodate.com … “Where desperate pols … Read more
If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is
They rap on and on, but those ‘songs’ the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn’t it … Read more
2012 Veepstakes
Since Gov. Romney has sewn up the nomination tighter than one of Chris Christie’s old suits, the only remaining Republican election drama is the Veepstakes — which name … Read more
Smile, You’re On Surveillance Camera!
Pretty soon there will be no secrets: Welcome to Surveillance World I just read about an apartment complex that requires dog owners to submit a Q-Tip swab of … Read more
The Stench of Bentonville Spreads to Wal-Mart de Mexico — and Back
Bentonville, Arkansas-based Wal-mart has long boasted of its “Always Low Prices,” but now it has confirmed that it also has “Always low morals.” The bottom line has always … Read more
