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Baseball and politics have more in common than most spectator sports do Here are some similarities between America’s favorite pastimes: Baseball teams have managers, batting instructors, bullpen coaches, … Read more
Journal entry: December 31, 2005 (age 36) “Everyone knows what it’s like to be nervous about a big test or an important presentation at work. And we’ve all … Read more
A new book has been written specifically for that little-tapped section of the travel market, the zombie minority Fans of brains everywhere, rejoice! Here is the first in-print … Read more
Back when I was a tyke, the “Dick Tracy” comic strip ran an ongoing storyline about mining for gold on the moon. I loved it, but this was … Read more
Now that the general election has unofficially begun, you and I and pretty much everyone dear to us — except of course, beleaguered Kansas City Royal fans who … Read more
You know that standardized test they give you in middle school that’s supposed to predict the job you’ll grow up to be best at? That test told me … Read more
Presenting a number of new, perhaps more accurate replacements for the meaning of the common CEO acronym At one time in our no-so-distant past the term ‘CEO,’ meaning … Read more
Spirit Airlines jumped on the Secret Service hooker scandal by offering twenty-dollar flights to Cartagena Friday. The scandal’s had a worldwide impact. In order to compete, Las Vegas … Read more
What are these phantasmagoric money machines that they call “private equity firms?” They’re much in the news these days, because a fellow who was a private-equity magnate is … Read more
Journal entry: December 15, 2004 (age 35) Today was a lazy day, perfect for staring off into space. I was in a meta mood, so I spent some … Read more
