Lost Journal: Cats vs. Dogs – the Great Debate
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: October 20, 2004 (age 35) During the final Bush-Kerry debate, my cat, Shilo, deposited a hairball on my Scooby-Doo mouse pad. With this … Read more
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Titanic: 100 Years And Still Fascinating
By Danny Tyree My fascination with the RMS Titanic began on September 9, 1966. That’s when the premiere of the short-lived ABC science fiction series “The Time Tunnel” … Read more
Obama Care Bears
By Will Durst Let us talk of many things, of Cabbages and Kings. Of Ultimate Arbiters. The Court of Last Resort. SCOTUS. The judicial graveyard where appealers go … Read more
More Open Mic Moments with the President
Other unscripted remarks by President Obama overheard by the press Based on his “public” comments to Russian president Medvedev in Seoul, President Obama can stake a claim to … Read more
Flavor of the Month
When Ben & Jerry’s introduced “Schweddy Balls,” it caused a backlash. Introducing more candidates for flavor of the month! By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Dear Ben and … Read more
The Truth About the U.S. Postal Service
By Jim Hightower What does 50 cents buy these days? Not a cuppa joe, a pack of gum or a newspaper. But you can get a steal of … Read more
Transplanted Heart Refuses to Stay in Dick Cheney’s Chest
By Roger Freed Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka ‘Tricky Dicky the Second’) with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to … Read more
Lost Journal: Get Well Cards Expose Dark Side of Second Grade
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: October 1, 1976 (age 7) Once word of my broken arm reached the second-grade classroom at St. Thomas Aquinas Elementary, the goodwill machine lurched … Read more
Unusual Nostradamus Prediction Has Great Revelance to Our Present Political Times
Important Update!! Our crack historical research team here at Humor Times has uncovered an ancient, yet very relevant Nostradamus prediction that apparently has something to say about the … Read more
Romney Inc.
By Will Durst No. It’s not over. Well, okay, it’s kind of over. But the Republican nomination is not totally-otally over. As it very well should be. How … Read more
