Lullaby of the Sloth Mother
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden “I hauled Lulu’s dollhouse to the car and told her I’d donate it to the Salvation Army piece by piece if she … Read more
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By Roz Warren and Janet Golden “I hauled Lulu’s dollhouse to the car and told her I’d donate it to the Salvation Army piece by piece if she … Read more
Let me be among the first 40-foot, helium-filled balloons to kick-start our national parade of giving thanks. That’s right, we’re just about to butt heads with Turkey Holocaust … Read more
Demi Moore announced Thursday she will divorce Ashton Kutcher, after he began cheating on her and partying all night. He really didn’t have a choice. This fall Ashton … Read more
One way you can tell that a bank is in trouble is that it suddenly starts buying full-page ads in newspapers across the country that tell us what … Read more
The nun, a petite, grey-haired woman, came up to the circulation desk and handed me a video. It was “Streisand: The Concert.” “I have a little problem,” she … Read more
Please stay on the line. Or don’t stay on the line. We don’t care. If we cared about your call, we’d answer it. Which, to be honest, isn’t … Read more
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: February 26, 1987 (age 17) “But I’m a captain of the track team this year!” Dr. Donovan had not expected this emotional response. … Read more
The White House imposed a fifteen-cent tax on Christmas trees Tuesday to fund a PR program to push Christmas tree sales. The next day the president wisely canceled … Read more
Here’s a surprise that the power elites really hate to see: Many members of the 1 percent are joining the “We are the 99 percent” movement in various … Read more
According to a recent New York Times article “divorce ceremonies” in which couples get together one last time to commemorate the demise of their marriage are big in … Read more