My Kind of Superpowers
By Roz Warren Never mind leaping tall buildings in a single bound, deflecting bullets with magic bracelets or having the super strength to clobber bad guys. Here are … Read more
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Fun with the News: Tim Tebow & More
Tim Tebow will rivet the attention of the nation when the Denver Broncos play New England Sunday in Denver. His deeds grow mightier with each telling. Tim Tebow … Read more
Weasel Boy vs. Plastic Man
By Will Durst The mad mud-tossing between Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney, the last two Republicans still standing, is quickly ramping up to levels not seen since the … Read more
Merry Christmas: The Skirmish Dissected
By Danny Tyree Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Season’s Greetings. Like, Whatever, Dude. I do not necessarily subscribe to the view that this devolution of yuletide messages represents a … Read more
America’s Leaders Are Small, But Americans Are Not
“We the people of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general … Read more
Fun with the News: Pope Benedict & More
CBS Sports anticipates huge ratings for Sunday’s game with the Denver Broncos and New England because of Tim Tebow’s notoriety. He’s a celibate evangelical. Half the country likes … Read more
Operation Grinch
By Ben Krull “No other media people fought the war. In fact, most of the liberal media attacked me…for actually standing up for Christmas.” — Bill O’Reilly, November … Read more
Postal Service Cuts: Return To Sender?
By Danny Tyree After the news of December 5, the future of the U.S. Postal Service seems nothing to write home about. With bankruptcy looming (and Congress dragging … Read more
The Top-10 Comedic News Stories of 2011
By Will Durst Okay. You can stop vibrating like a shaved poodle duct-taped to the foul pole at Wrigley during a night game in April. It’s finally here. … Read more
Lost Journal: Son’s Driving Skills are Under Construction
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: August 9, 1985 (age 16) It was a surprise, a few weeks ago, when our parents asked my brother, Dan, and me if … Read more
