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Q. Why is the GOP like a Baskin-Robbins franchise? A. Because they’re both suckers for the flavor of the week. Scientists have yet to uncovere what causes Republicans … Read more
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Q. Why is the GOP like a Baskin-Robbins franchise? A. Because they’re both suckers for the flavor of the week. Scientists have yet to uncovere what causes Republicans … Read more
Columbus Day was marked with New York parades Monday as all government offices were closed. The financial markets were open and the Dow went up three hundred points. … Read more
And then there were 12. When the 435 House members and 100 senators failed in July to agree on a long-term deficit reduction plan, congressional leaders did what … Read more
No, I am not going to write about kangaroos. I am not that cheap. Everybody who wants to write funny stories about Australia writes about kangaroos. I refuse … Read more
Ah. October. Patio umbrellas down. Storm windows up. The turning of the leaves. The crisping of our ears. Playoff baseball. Halloween just a few weeks off. We’ll get … Read more
To paraphrase one of Bob Dylan’s songs of youthful protest, “Something’s happening here, and you don’t know what it is, do you Ms. Bellafante?” A New York Times … Read more
President Obama was spotted golfing with Bill Clinton last week. The Democrats are yearning for a candidate with the best qualities of each man. Tiger Woods turned thirty-five … Read more
It’s human nature. We mostly want what we can’t have. Grass is greener. The romantic lure of the unattainable. Knowledge that high school girls have long-since weaponized. Nothing … Read more
Charlie Sheen was paid twenty-five million dollars Monday to settle his firing from Two and a Half Men. He’ll also get paid a hundred and fifty million over … Read more
“You saw the House act,” Rep. Eric Cantor snapped to a reporter last Friday. Yeah, act like a petulant 4-year-old! The majority leader of the GOP-controlled House has … Read more