Bank of America: Always Thinking of You
One way you can tell that a bank is in trouble is that it suddenly starts buying full-page ads in newspapers across the country that tell us what … Read more
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A Nun Walks Into A Library…
The nun, a petite, grey-haired woman, came up to the circulation desk and handed me a video. It was “Streisand: The Concert.” “I have a little problem,” she … Read more
Your Call Is Not Very Important to Us
Please stay on the line. Or don’t stay on the line. We don’t care. If we cared about your call, we’d answer it. Which, to be honest, isn’t … Read more
Lost Journal: Track Season Starts off on the Wrong Foot
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: February 26, 1987 (age 17) “But I’m a captain of the track team this year!” Dr. Donovan had not expected this emotional response. … Read more
Fun with the News: Lindsay Lohan and More
The White House imposed a fifteen-cent tax on Christmas trees Tuesday to fund a PR program to push Christmas tree sales. The next day the president wisely canceled … Read more
Don’t Just Salute Veterans, Rally With Them
Here’s a surprise that the power elites really hate to see: Many members of the 1 percent are joining the “We are the 99 percent” movement in various … Read more
We’re Celebrating Our Divorce! And You’re Invited!
According to a recent New York Times article “divorce ceremonies” in which couples get together one last time to commemorate the demise of their marriage are big in … Read more
The Disuniting of America
In the Bible, Paul doesn’t say that money is the root of all evil — rather, it is the love of money that he warns against. In recent … Read more
The Delta of Denial
Slamming DC. It may be the singular most popular political game around today. Everybody does it. Even incumbents go out of their way to blame Washington for everything … Read more
Lost Journal: Choice of Team Captain is off the Beaten Track
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: May 14, 1986 (age 17) “Tim, I want you to be one of the captains of next year’s team.” This was the most … Read more
