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by Argus Hamilton Casey Anthony’s lawyers revealed Tuesday she’s considering altering her appearance for her own protection when she gets out of jail in Orlando Sunday. They said … Read more
by Tim Mollen Journal entry: November 16, 1980 (age 11) I’ve been to a few PG-rated movies, but I had to talk my parents into letting me go … Read more
Allow me to offer up a few words in defense of one of the most maligned groups in America today. Citizens, who through a simple twist of fate, … Read more
The NBA owners joined the NFL owners in locking out the players Monday, threatening the season. The nation’s most popular entertainments are imperiled. The basketball players are locked … Read more
by Jim Hightower In March of last year, Massey Energy Corp.’s official record book for recording unsafe conditions in its Upper Big Branch coal mine in West Virginia … Read more
Casey Anthony was acquitted of murder and manslaughter and child abuse by her Florida jury Tuesday in a verdict shown on live TV. Prosecutors didn’t come away empty-handed. … Read more
Great Britain unveiled a huge statue of Ronald Reagan in front of the U.S. Embassy Monday in London. The plaque reads that Reagan defeated communism without firing a … Read more
GOP candidate Newt Gingrich announced he’ll enter the July Fourth Coney Island hot dog eating contest. This could be highly instructional for House Democrats. Newt Gingrich has shown … Read more
America’s long, long war in Afghanistan has drained more than 1,500 precious lives and a trillion dollars from our country. But, finally, this enormous outlay paid off this … Read more
