Crouching Lurkers
by Will Durst Run for the hills everybody! Armageddon is imminent! The sky is beyond falling; it’s anvil plummeting! Onto our heads so fast the clouds are whistling … Read more
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Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Casey Anthony and More
by Argus Hamilton Casey Anthony’s lawyers revealed Tuesday she’s considering altering her appearance for her own protection when she gets out of jail in Orlando Sunday. They said … Read more
Lost Journal: He’s Not an Animal, He’s the Elephant Brother
by Tim Mollen Journal entry: November 16, 1980 (age 11) I’ve been to a few PG-rated movies, but I had to talk my parents into letting me go … Read more
Pity the Poor Rich
Allow me to offer up a few words in defense of one of the most maligned groups in America today. Citizens, who through a simple twist of fate, … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Pro Sports Lockouts and More
The NBA owners joined the NFL owners in locking out the players Monday, threatening the season. The nation’s most popular entertainments are imperiled. The basketball players are locked … Read more
Massey Energy’s Manmade Hellhole
by Jim Hightower In March of last year, Massey Energy Corp.’s official record book for recording unsafe conditions in its Upper Big Branch coal mine in West Virginia … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Harry Potter and More
Casey Anthony was acquitted of murder and manslaughter and child abuse by her Florida jury Tuesday in a verdict shown on live TV. Prosecutors didn’t come away empty-handed. … Read more
Argus Hamilton comments on the news
Great Britain unveiled a huge statue of Ronald Reagan in front of the U.S. Embassy Monday in London. The plaque reads that Reagan defeated communism without firing a … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Lindsay Lohan and More
GOP candidate Newt Gingrich announced he’ll enter the July Fourth Coney Island hot dog eating contest. This could be highly instructional for House Democrats. Newt Gingrich has shown … Read more
The Unanswered Question Is, Why?
America’s long, long war in Afghanistan has drained more than 1,500 precious lives and a trillion dollars from our country. But, finally, this enormous outlay paid off this … Read more
