On Eating One’s Own Kind
In my Arctic travels, an Inuk I met told me that human flesh tasted “like inferior polar bear meat.” In my Arctic travels, I once met an Inuk … Read more
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‘Project 2025’ & 10 Other Things Trump Says He Knows Nothing About!
Donald Trump says he “knows nothing about” Project 2025, as he tries to pull the wool over the eyes of his flock of sheep, using photo proof of … Read more
Why Kids in Louisiana Won’t Listen to Their Pious Governor
It seems demagogic Christian officials in Louisiana have surged past Texas on the far right. For us Texans, there’s nothing new about Bible-thumping politicians bedeviling us with the … Read more
Superpowers for Superheroes
Here are the superpowers that I would most like to have. Growing up I dreamed of becoming a superhero and thought a lot about which superpowers would be … Read more
Trump: Abe Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Moses All Doing a Great Job
Trump points out more fine historical figures presently doing a great job, but not as great as him, of course. Among Donald Trump’s most brilliant comments was when … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/10/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Larry the Cat, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
America the Beautiful
On his toilet squatted Donald Trump “Giddy-up, giddy-up,” he shouted at his rump He pushed and pushed and pushed some more but nothing came out but a flatulent … Read more
Rulings of the Supreme Cult
Top 10 Supreme Cult (er… Court) Satirical Rulings (and Announcements) since… well, since they granted Trump immunity for official acts! 10. Whoever drove in today in an electric … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bears, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
