Paul Lander’s Column

Paul Lander’s “Headlines Today” column presents some of the best political satire around, ripping headlines from the news and spinning it hilariously!

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/21/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/21/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about FTX, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/15/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/15/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about psychedelic toads, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/7/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/7/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the day after Halloween candy sales, doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/1/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/1/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about cannabis stocks, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines, 10/24/22

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Ripping the Headlines, 10/24/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Liz Truss, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Texas Pete hot sauce, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/11/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/11/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Mila Kunis, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/4/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/4/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Post Malone falling through holes, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about LinkedIn, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/20/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/20/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Mexico City, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

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