Paul Lander’s Column

Paul Lander’s “Headlines Today” column presents some of the best political satire around, ripping headlines from the news and spinning it hilariously!

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/9/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/9/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the a “woke James Bond,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/2/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/2/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Vingegaard at the Tour de France, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/26/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/26/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about JLo and Ben, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/16/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/16/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the deceived Queen, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/5/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/5/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about gas refunds, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/28/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/28/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 2022 NBA Draft, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/21/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/21/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ava Raine, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/14/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/14/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Tesla, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/7/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/7/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Queen of England, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/31/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/31/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Kate McKinnon and Pete Davidson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

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