Paul Lander’s Column

Paul Lander’s “Headlines Today” column presents some of the best political satire around, ripping headlines from the news and spinning it hilariously!

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/24/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/24/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/17/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/17/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about protesting outside Supreme Court Justices’ houses, doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/3/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/3/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Lucky Charms, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/26/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/26/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Mike Tyson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/19/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/19/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that saying Kmart nears extinction, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/12/22

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Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/12/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about singer Billy Joel, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/5/22

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Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/5/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about Putin’s long meeting table, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/29/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/29/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Will Smith smacking Chris Rock at the Oscars, doesn’t need to be … Read more

Ripping The Headlines Today, 3/22/22

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Ripping The Headlines Today, 3/22/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bracket busters, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

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