Paul Lander’s Column

Paul Lander’s “Headlines Today” column presents some of the best political satire around, ripping headlines from the news and spinning it hilariously!

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/26/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/26/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the sexy vaccine costume, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/19/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/19/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Superman being bisexual, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/12/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/12/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Instagram, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/5/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/5/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about the McRib, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Olivia Jade, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/21/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/21/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Capitol attack, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/14/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/14/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about flight attendants, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/7/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/7/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/2/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/2/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Hurricane Ida, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/25/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/25/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Larry David, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

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