Paul Lander’s Column

Paul Lander’s “Headlines Today” column presents some of the best political satire around, ripping headlines from the news and spinning it hilariously!

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/17/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/17/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about United Airlines, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/10/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/10/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about proof of vaccination, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/3/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/3/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Rudy Giuliani’s dick pics, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/27/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/27/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about Blue Origin, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/20/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/20/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing, even news about Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/13/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/13/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about the Tokyo Olympics, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/6/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/6/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about the US Olympic team, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/29/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/29/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even if about Vin Diesel, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/22/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/22/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about cocaine found on a beach, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/15/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/15/21

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, as magnetic as it can be, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

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