Paul Lander’s Column

Paul Lander’s “Headlines Today” column presents some of the best political satire around, ripping headlines from the news and spinning it hilariously!

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/22/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/22/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about exploding soda cans on Southwest flights, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about ‘Jackass’ star Steve-O’s breast implants, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/10/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/10/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Larry the Cat, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bears, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/24/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/24/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the “Benifer” marriage, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/17/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/17/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a massive catapult to launch satellites into space, doesn’t need to be … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/10/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/10/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Lego thefts, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/4/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/4/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about Richard Dreyfuss going off on LGBTQ+ people, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/27/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/27/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about the Kristi Noem ban, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/20/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/20/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about cannabis edibles, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

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