Top Fifteen Ways Our Adult Children Disappoint Us
Our adult children, unfortunately, disappoint us in far too many ways. Here are the top fifteen: They live in the basement with no money, no aspirations and no … Read more
Roz Warren’s Column
Roz Warren’s great sense of humor reaches into all kinds of unique territory!
Ask Gabby Peter-Sploot, Sex Expert
DEAR GABBY: I figured I needed to take this to a sex expert like you. My wife wants me to boink her with a banana, then bake it … Read more
What Would Steven Slater Do? (WWSSD?)
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Several summers ago, flight attendant Steven Slater cursed, grabbed a beer and slid down the evacuation chute of the JetBlue aircraft that … Read more
Smile, You’re On Surveillance Camera!
Pretty soon there will be no secrets: Welcome to Surveillance World I just read about an apartment complex that requires dog owners to submit a Q-Tip swab of … Read more
You Will Grow Up To Be A Lion Tamer
You know that standardized test they give you in middle school that’s supposed to predict the job you’ll grow up to be best at? That test told me … Read more
Do You “Like” My Brilliant New Facebook Idea?
By Liz Lowe and Roz Warren Since Facebook isn’t going to start charging us for membership, I’ve decided to go ahead and institute my own membership structure and … Read more
Books, Cats and Love: The Cartooning Career of Stephanie Piro
By Roz Warren “Cartooning is the best revenge,” Stephanie Piro jokes when I ask where her ideas come from. A marital spat with husband John or a stranger’s … Read more
Setter on the Roof
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden When I read that Mitt Romney had once driven for twelve hours with the terrified family dog, an Irish Setter, caged on … Read more
Flavor of the Month
When Ben & Jerry’s introduced “Schweddy Balls,” it caused a backlash. Introducing more candidates for flavor of the month! By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Dear Ben and … Read more
Sympathy Cards for Billionaires
Everyone feels sorry for the 99 percent, but what about the poor billionaires? By Janet Golden and Roz Warren The lavish lifestyles of our nation’s beleaguered billionaires have … Read more
