Stamp Out Postal Debt!
By Roz Warren Neither rain nor snow nor dark of night can stop the postal service from delivering the mail. But a $10 billion shortfall just might. The … Read more
Roz Warren’s Column
Roz Warren’s great sense of humor reaches into all kinds of unique territory!
Air Disaster Horoscope
ARIES. Concentrate on financial projects during the first half of the month. On the 15th you will die in a major aviation disaster. TAURUS. You will be sitting … Read more
Lullaby of the Sloth Mother
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden “I hauled Lulu’s dollhouse to the car and told her I’d donate it to the Salvation Army piece by piece if she … Read more
A Nun Walks Into A Library…
The nun, a petite, grey-haired woman, came up to the circulation desk and handed me a video. It was “Streisand: The Concert.” “I have a little problem,” she … Read more
Your Call Is Not Very Important to Us
Please stay on the line. Or don’t stay on the line. We don’t care. If we cared about your call, we’d answer it. Which, to be honest, isn’t … Read more
We’re Celebrating Our Divorce! And You’re Invited!
According to a recent New York Times article “divorce ceremonies” in which couples get together one last time to commemorate the demise of their marriage are big in … Read more
