15 Signs That Your Husband Is Thinking of Voting Republican
Husband acting a little strange? Check him for these tell-tale signs he’s thinking of voting Republican. by Roz Warren and Janet Golden There are plenty of magazines featuring … Read more
Roz Warren’s Column
Roz Warren’s great sense of humor reaches into all kinds of unique territory!
Library Work? It’s A Dream
It turns out that I’m not the only person who dreams about her job at the library. I work at the circulation desk at a suburban library. I … Read more
Please Don’t Pass the Salt
For health reasons, I must drastically reduce my salt intake. My sister laughed out loud when I told her that one of the few things I could do … Read more
Drinking Beer and Eating Squirrel: What I Learned from Magazines This Week
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: A British survey has concluded that consuming organic foods can extend your life… for three weeks. (Popular Mechanics, 3/16) The average … Read more
The Itchy Vagina Blues
You can complain about a headache all you want, but not a vagina itch. One of the worst things about having an itchy vagina is that you can’t … Read more
Snacking on the Job and Dancing on the Titanic: What I Learned from Magazines This Week
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Half of American adults eat lunch alone. (New York Times Magazine, 2/28/16) There are currently no openly atheist members of Congress. … Read more
Cell Phones, Dogs and Barbie Dolls: What I Learned from Magazines This Week
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Elton John doesn’t get along with his mother, so she spent her 90th birthday with an Elton John impersonator. (Rolling Stone, … Read more
Sixty-One Year Old Librarian Finds Happiness with 900-Year Old Time Lord
Keeping up-to-date on David Tennant I’m thinking of quitting my job so that I can pursue my true purpose in life, which is keeping up-to-date on David Tennant. … Read more
Sleeping Apes and Washing Dishes: What I Learned from Magazines this Week
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Every 34 seconds, someone in the U.S. has a heart attack. (AARP Magazine 3/16) Mike Love is considered one of the … Read more
I’ll Read What She’s Reading
Talk about stimulating: Pairing erotica with a vibrator. A French start-up is marketing a Bluetooth-enabled vibrator that’s paired with an erotic Ebook. During the smutty parts, you just … Read more
