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Tim Mollen’s āLost Journalā column is written in retrospect. He chooses a different day from his past, and writes about it as though it were today.
Journal entry: September 2, 2008 (age 39) –Ā Slumber Techniques Itās 3:12 a.m., and I canāt sleep.Ā So instead, Iām going to wax insomniac on ways to improve the … Read more
Journal entry: April 13, 1982 (age 12) — Crank Calls James Bond shops at Radio Shack.Ā Thatās where I found the coolest gadget ever created.Ā Itās a small … Read more
Journal entry: February 8, 1997 (age 27) — Romance My girlfriend, Amanda, and I are having a romantic weekend getaway, but itās been a challenge.Ā First, we had … Read more
Journal entry: August 5, 2008 (age 39) – Onstage As an actor, most of the roles Iāve landed have been comedic.Ā I donāt have the looks to be … Read more
Journal entry: July 10, 1973 (age 4) – Caged Bird Now that Iām four, I get to go over to my friendsā houses sometimes, as long as one … Read more
Journal entry: November 7, 1997 (age 28) — Help Desk The only thing worse than calling a computer help desk is taking that call at a computer help … Read more
Journal entry: July 5, 2008 (age 39) –Ā Dancing Near the Stars Today, my wife, Amanda, and I are in Los Angeles for the wedding of our friends, John … Read more
Journal entry: June 30, 2006 (age 37) Nothing brightens up a day like receiving an unexpected package.Ā This afternoon, as I turned the just-arrived Fed Ex shipment over … Read more
Journal entry: September 5, 1991 (age 22) — Comedian as a Young Man At what age does a person develop a sense of humor?Ā As far as laughing … Read more
Journal entry: June 19, 1987 (age 18) The day weāve looked forward to is always surreal The things we should recognize seem intended for others Are these feelings … Read more
