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Tim Mollen’s âLost Journalâ column is written in retrospect. He chooses a different day from his past, and writes about it as though it were today.
Journal entry:Â August 31, 2006 (age 37) Note:Â This weekâs Lost Journal is the second in a two-part series discussing the recent decision by the International Astronomical Union … Read more
Journal entry:Â August 31, 2006 (age 37) Note:Â This weekâs Lost Journal is the first in a two-part series discussing the decision by the International Astronomical Union to … Read more
Journal entry: May 23, 1991 (age 22) In my middle school days, I stayed up late every Friday night to watch Second City Television, or SCTV. The show … Read more
Journal entry: October 15, 1985 (age 16) A particularly Sloppy Joe fell out of my hands and onto the cafeteria table. âWHO wants to go to the prom … Read more
Journal entry:Â June 15, 2006 (age 37) For the three and a half years I have lived at the bottom of Mill Street in Binghamton, proximity to the … Read more
Journal entry: March 23, 2005 (age 35) Last night, I dreamed I was at the grand opening of a Margaritaville. (Thatâs another way of saying âthe following material … Read more
Journal entry: May 18, 2006 (age 37) âClosing.â The word frightens me. My wife and I know purchasing our first home is a good thing, of course. It … Read more
Journal entry: April 8, 2006 (age 36) Home ownership is a scary prospect for my wife, Amanda, and me. In our years as apartment dwellers, we have never … Read more
Journal entry: December 31, 2005 (age 36) âEveryone knows what itâs like to be nervous about a big test or an important presentation at work. And weâve all … Read more
Journal entry: December 15, 2004 (age 35) Today was a lazy day, perfect for staring off into space. I was in a meta mood, so I spent some … Read more
