Dear Noble Rustics Who Gave Us Our 45th President
A letter to you real and true Americans who chose this president to lead Last November, you real and true Americans chose a New York City real estate … Read more
Will Durst’s Column
Constantly touring, comedian Will Durst is widely considered one of the best political satirists of his day.
Snowflakes Want Me to be Nicer to Trump
This award-seeking, hard-hitting, investigative journalistic feature has been harshly criticized by certain grammatically-challenged snowflakes. I need to stop and thank all the nice folk who’ve been kind enough to … Read more
Comey Don’t Play That
A major factor in this “he said/he said” squabble between Trump and Comey is a credibility gap the size of the Louisiana Purchase. Millions of Americans watched transfixed … Read more
Make America Jurassic Again
Trump thinks climate change will be good for America, apparently. President Donald Trump possesses a style described by friends as virile and intuitive and by foes as oafish … Read more
Best Radioactive Spider Ever
Trump claims the President he has special powers. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider. Donald John Trump is keeping people busy. He’s got staffers, lawyers, streaming … Read more
President Raskolnikov
Maybe the President just likes firing people The firing of FBI Director James Comey by the President of the United States slammed Washington with the suddenness of a … Read more
President Trump Stress Disorder
A new strain of stress disorder is wreaking havoc on Americans. An epidemic is sweeping the nation, causing sufferers to experience feelings of hopeless doom, certain annihilation and … Read more
Trump’s First 100 Days: A Report Card
President Trump has made a huge deal about not making a big thing of his first 100 days. Seems like decades since Barack Obama handed the keys to … Read more
Bad Hair Wars
Wars involving bad hair and nukes are known to be the worst. Enterprising entrepreneurs out there might want to invest in a fleet of tractor backhoes and partial … Read more
Covey of Caucuses
There are special interest caucuses flying under the radar like sparrows through cable ducts, plotting and lobbying and stiffing caterers all over DC. During the TrumpCare Meltdown, when … Read more
