Texas Yellow Roses and Pink Sneakers
Hold your horses, little ladies, Texas lawmen have your best interests at heart! Normally when the general public ponders Texas, a whole lot of big sky and rugged … Read more
Will Durst’s Column
Constantly touring, comedian Will Durst is widely considered one of the best political satirists of his day.
The Wrongest Side of History
The GOP futilely pursues an agenda intended to ‘replicate’ a ‘simpler time’ in history This week’s tale is a horror story about history lessons learned by the GOP … Read more
Fireworks in the Fog
Transcending partisanship: Fireworks & barbeque Aaaah. Fourth of July. The Great American Holiday. Dead-solid-center summer. Picnics, baseball, watermelon, fireworks, fifth graders flying past with red, white and blue … Read more
Gay Marriage & Rainbow Babies
Congratulations, gay marriage advocates — you now have the legal right to be as miserable as the rest of us The U.S. Supreme Court must love the nightlife, … Read more
Alien No More: The Immigration Bill’s Long, Slow Slog
The immigration bill might actually get passed. Some day. Ear to the ground, everybody. Listen close. You can hear it coming. Could be a while. Might be a … Read more
A Letter from Your Ever-Vigilant Friends at the NSA
Think of us at the NSA as your invisible friends Dear U.S. Citizen, Please accept our most egregiously sincere apologies here at the NSA for the difficulties and … Read more
The French Uptight About Gay Sex? Très étrange!
Isn’t it the French who are always mocking us for our own prim provincial prudishness? Awfully odd to see the French getting their panties in a big bad … Read more
IRS vs Tea Party: The Tangled Tango
The Tea Party and Associates are what you might call anti-tax, while the IRS is — surprise — decidedly pro-tax As part of the brash rash of wire-brush … Read more
Benghazi Smoke Screen
Most Americans thought Benghazi was the guy who palled around with John Cassavetes back in the 60s Up until about an hour ago, most Americans thought Benghazi was … Read more
The Batty Battalion’s Lame Call on Lame Duck
Punditry declares Obama is already a lame duck, and may as well burrow deep and lie low You do realize that Washington, D.C. is not the real world, don’t … Read more
