Oh, My Akin Ideology!
Mining humor out of Missouri Senate hopeful Todd Akin’s barrage of claptrap is tougher than eating frozen jerky in a rowboat on the eyewall of Hurricane Isaac. Normally, … Read more
Will Durst’s Column
Constantly touring, comedian Will Durst is widely considered one of the best political satirists of his day.
Romney’s Bold Choice
With the election slipping away like a handful of mercury on a turbocharged merry-go-round, Mitt Romney managed to change the conversation from unreleased tax returns and foreign misadventures … Read more
The Barack Obama Election-Year Decathlon
With the Free World Leader Gold Medal at stake, the incumbent has been showing off some pretty impressive election-year moves Planetary props to the City of London for … Read more
Mitt Romney: A Staggeringly Stumbling Trip
Mitt Romney has to be more relieved than an Iowa corn farmer in the middle of a thunderstorm to be back on home soil. Arms wide. Head back. … Read more
The Presumptive Tax Dodger
Who knows why Mitt Romney doesn’t release his old tax records. Maybe he’s stubborn. Nobody likes being told what to do. Could be an incredibly simple explanation like … Read more
The Bain of His Electoral Existence
You might say it was a turbulent week for Mitt Romney. You could also say a light lemon sugar wash makes for ineffective mosquito repellent. He claims to … Read more
The Could Care Less Party
All show and no substance, but the GOP could care less All of America should drop to its knees and thank the GOP for attempting to provide us … Read more
Plenty of G20
The G20 summit recently concluded: Report from the front lines And now, your report from the front lines of the G20 summit recently concluded in Los Cabos, Mexico. … Read more
Campaign Treasure Hunters
From out of the green mist enveloping the campaign doldrums they come. Relentlessly. Doggedly. Cattedly. Trudging, blank-faced and soulless. Armies of cash-hungry zombies brandishing partisan pickaxes, shovels and … Read more
The Potemkin Candidate
Permanently capitalizing the P in Presumptive Nominee, the Texas primary shoved Mitt Romney right over the delegate precipice, and now with the nomination locked up tighter than a … Read more
